AL3 WTF brings you a sneaky list of some of the films to be previewed at this weekend’s St Albans Film Fest.
The Redbourn Supremacy – Villagers flaunt their postcodes at nearby Hemel residents.
Das Boot – Subtitled German movie about men crammed into a small pub near the Clock Tower.
From Here to……..Eternity – An everyday drama of Thameslink commuter woes.
Vertigo – The Clock Tower opens for spring.
North by Northwest – New Greens
West Side Story – Car Broken into in Oysterfields.
The Holywell Hill Has Eyes – Opticians at no. 4
V for Viennetta – unruly crowds gather around the ice cream van in Verulamium Park.
The Sound of Music – The Horn at 1am on a Sat Night.
The Graduate – Herts Uni Caped Crusaders Invade Town Centre for Annual Ceremony.
Some Like It Hot – Vindaloo at Mumtaj
Apocalypse Now – closing time at Wetherspoon’s.
There Will Be Blood – closing time at Wetherspoon’s.
It Happened One Night – at the Adelaide, usually.
Guys and Dolls – Tales of unsuccessful nights at Batchwood and air pumps (Cert 18)
Guest Director Season
(A series of films Directed by, Produced by, Written by & Starring Barry C. Ashin)
Tango and Cashin – Buddy movie starring a fizzy beverage drinking frustrated letter writer.
12 Angry Men – (sci-fi) Frustrated letter writer clones himself so he can write more letters to local newspapers.
Barry on Screaming – Comedy horror movie about a frustrated letter writer who has a fear of women breastfeeding in St Albans coffee shops.
How To Train Your Dragon – A frustrated letter writer gives advice to husbands of SAMs.
and finally, coming to a screen near you soon, a musical about a frustrated letter writer and his failed foray into films. Working title………………………………….,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Les Miserables(sod) .
