The AL3 WTF New Year’s Honours List
MBE – Many Bins Emancipated
Anyone who has been brave enough to dip a toe into Verulamium Lake
The Order of the Bath (and pronto, we suggest)
All residents of Fontmell Close
OBE – ‘Ole, Bloody ‘eck
Anne Main
MBE – My Brexit ‘eaven
The majority of people in St Albans
OBE – Our Brexit ‘Ell
Nicholas Freestone
MBE – Mars Bowie Elegy
James Hanning
BEM – Brickyard Eventually Muted
Thameslink
CBE – Calamitously Bad Expresses
Paddy Delaney, accordion player
MBE – Music By Elbows
Priceless Roman mosaic in Arena foyer
CBE – Carpeted By Elves
Butterfly World
BEM – Butterfly Exit Mess
The Xmas Market
CBE – Closed Bloody Early
Frank Leclezio, General Manager, Alban Arena
For hosting a fab panto (‘oh, yes, he did…’) he becomes a Dame
All that remains is for us to wish everyone a happy and healthy New Year.